Pink Guy
In da Whomb
[Intro]
Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go fetus it's not your birthday
You're just a fetus so it's not your birthday
There's a high chance that you won't have a birthday
Cause your mama's only 16

[Chorus]
You can find me in the womb bathing in the fluids
It takes you 9 months just to take a huge poo
Started with a pussy, now my pussy is a dick
It's biology, susceptible disease
You can find me in the cervix coming head first
This ain't another c-section, this is real birth
And I'm a real fetus coming on this earth
So come give me a blanket and a hot towel

[Verse]
When you see my head in the pussy coming out
I've been eating all this shit that my mama chugged down
Now she drank a little booze? So my head is fucked up
She smoked a little cigarette? I got a extra thumb
My mama's from Chernobyl, so I got an extra head
My mama's from China? One child policy
My mama's from the ghetto, so she drink that Hennessy
That results with me getting a c-section
My mama had protein, and I get a little bigger
In the 1800's you can find me in the river
I've been dead for 2 months
I've been dead for 2 months
My only ambition is to suck up some titties
So I come out the pussy all smelly and shitty
And the doctor slap my ass like I'm in the club strippin'
I'm a fetus motherfucker don't you ever be trippin'
[Chorus]
You can find me in the womb bathing in the fluids
It takes you 9 months just to take a huge poo
Started with a pussy, now my pussy is a dick
It's biology, susceptible disease
You can find me in the cervix coming head first
This ain't another c-section, this is real birth
And I'm a real fetus coming on this earth
So come give me a blanket and a hot towel

[Outro]
Yeah I listen to death metal
Because I'm screaming and covered in blood