It's not I who sought the novice
It's the novice who sought me
Cook went blind and drank too much
And fed his guests on angel dust

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If my head's been through a windscreen
Why are all the eyeballs green?
Take me round the roundabout
Slow down, don't stop, baill out, pull out

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It was not I who bit the sheriff
It was the sheriff who bit me
Cut me open, stitch me up
Be my lambchops, buttercup

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What's a crucifixion
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I was bitten by a horse
Now I'm movin' for divorce

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It took more than one man
To change my name to Shanghai Lily
Cook went blind and drank too much
And fed his guests on angel dust

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What's a cluckin' chicken, what's a cluckin' chicken mean?
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