[Verse 1]
My dad, the best dad that I've had
Don't care about nothing
He's not even working
He's not only my dad
The best friend that I've had
Don't think he's a mad dad

[Verse 2]
His dad is sleeping with boots on
It makes me start wonder
Cause there is no thunder
According to my dad
Don't think he's a mad dad
It's only some tigers he's got in our shed

[Verse 3]
My dad, the best dad that I've had
Lies under the table
He's wearing his bathrobe
He's listening to love songs

[Verse 4]
His dad won't go to the woodshed
Thinks bugs will attack him
According to my dad
It's only some tigers he's got in our shed
He's got in our shed