Verse 1: (Chumbawumbas)
Choomba Woomba Gobbledy Goo
Life isn't fair, it's sad but it's true
Choomba Woomba Gobbledy Gee
When your poor legs are as stiff as a tree

Chorus: (Chumbawumbas)
What do you do when you're stuck in a chair?
Finding it hard to go up and down stairs
What do you think of the one you call God?
Isn't his absence slightly odd?
Maybe he's forgotten you

Verse 2: (Chumbawumbas)
Choomba Woomba Gobbledy Gorse
Count yourself lucky you're not a horse
They would turn you into dog food
Or to choomba woomba gobbledy glue!
Gobbledy glue!

Outro: (Joe)
I'm glad I'm not takin' your stupid tour!
I'm a Coors man anyway! Silver bullet!