Tim and Eric
Love Slaves
Now we're gonna make sweet love to you
And I'm thinkin' it will be so hot
I'm gonna ride on top of you
Yeah, I'm gonna show you what I've got

That sounds like a plan, we can do it in the dark

I bought some scented candle spray
To cover up the smell of my junk
I'm gonna shave my crotch all day
I'll even let you jump my trunk

Just wait a minute, this is moving pretty fast

We want to give our life to you
And we're ready to leave our kids
I don't wanna be a mom no more
'Cause we really wanna leave our kids

I don't think this is what I'm looking for
Sorry

We're gonna be your love slaves
We'll do anything sexually
I will give the kids away to my mom
Then we'll have more time for sex
Every kind of kinky sex
We'll do anything that's on our mind