Tim and Eric
Please Touch Me
[Verse]
I miss my wife
Being separated just doesn't feel so right
Eating buffalo wings with you
Just doesn't replace the physical touch
That I need in my life

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, I go to bed alone
So lonely, I just feel like I am in a cocoon

[Chorus]
I wanna be touched, oh
Somebody please put their hands on me
I wanna be touched, oh
The gentle caress of a human, please
I wanna be touched, oh
I'll touch you if you touch me
I wanna be touched, oh
A double H.J. in the bathroom, please

[Outro]
The bathroom please
The bathroom please
Please touch me