[Maria Bamford as her mother]
Maria, your hands are dirty
Why don't you put a sheet between your skin and the quilt because your skin has oils?

[Maria Bamford]
Mom, I don't want you to get in bed with me, don't do that

[Maria Bamford as her mother]
Are you gonna try to hit me, like you did?
Are you gonna try and hit me? Oh, go ahead and hit your mother

[Maria Bamford]
I'm not gonna hit you mom

[Maria Bamford as her mother]
Well, I'm gonna hit you

[Tim]
It's the new you (Welcome to the new you!)
It's the new you (Welcome to the new you!)
It's the new you (Welcome to the new you!)
It's the new you (Welcome to the new you!)