[Intro]
Weee, hah hah, I’m in the magic tire, I’m in the magic tire, I don’t know why they call it a magic tire, I just know I’m having so much fun!
Magic tire, magic tire, magic oh my god, my coat just turned blue, my coat just turned blue, get me off the magic tire, it’s scaring me!

[Verse 1]
Bald guy, car speeds down a lane
360 shot and a skull keychain (ow ow ow)
Girl in cornrows, do I look like a creep
When I show my teeth?
Shots of the Charger circling
Sticker implies bad parenting
Run uphill in boots and then I break
The fourth wall

[Chorus]
Some guy flipped off his town
Which made someone applaud
Back to the car
Where she waves at a random
Tree, the dusk, and then
A party with my band
And a fisheye lens

(party conversation rhubarb)
(Why wasn’t I invited?

[Verse 2]
Gender neutral kid and push her face
Tried to pee, but someone’s at first base
Makeout denied, outside, some dudes
And her boots

[Chorus 2]
Jumping, guitar on head
Take off your shoes and go
Jump in the pool
With some shots of your butts
And legs and butts again

[Bridge]
Sort of kiss and bang your head on the lens
Throw chairs and stuff
Teepee trees, some kids get shoved
Where’d they get those clubs? Oh no!
I hope that’s not my house

[Verse 3]
Quick stop, clerk in Beatle wig (no, I say goodbye, you say hello)
Slurpee was only worth two sips (sip, mmm! sip, blegh!
Beggin’ grown ups to buy them alcohol (No, you wouldn’t invite me to your party!)
Throwing food and who called the Fake
Mustache Patrol?

[Chorus 1]
And we are not above
Enforcing the stereotype
That they eat doughnuts
And the kids wanna still get
Drunk, but they give up
And instead decide to bowl
And mess up (huh?) the floor

[Outro]
Girls in the car were getting bored
So they left those a-holes at the store