Okay, so these are called "Pain Series" poems
It's very easy to write a Pain Series poem; all you have to do, there's just two rules
The, it has to begin and end with the word "ow,"
And it has to be about some kind of pain or discomfort of some kind
Okay? So, the first one is called "Hot Coffee."

Ow! That's fucking hot! Fuck! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Shit fuck piss Christ!
Jesus piss Christ, fuck shit piss fuck
That is hot fucking coffee!

Are you fucking nuts? Ow! Ow!
That is fucking hot!
What the fuck is wrong with you? Ow!