[Verse 1]
Get on my go kart
Strap myself in
Rev up the engine
Let the fun begin
Put my foot on the gas
And I'm out of the gate
But the faster I go
The more the metal vibrates (brrr)

My body's tingling from my head to my toes
But the thing that's really buzzing, I hope nobody knows
'Cause I'm feeling kind of funny in a biblical way
God damn! It's shaking hard on my Georgia O'Keeffe bouquet

I never guessed this trembling machine
Would turn the motor on under my hood

[Chorus]
Go kart racing
Accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing
Mechanical self-fornicating
Go kart racing
No stopping 'til cross the finish line
[Verse 2]
Shifting gears, I can feel my heart throb
Hope nobody notices I'm getting a lube job
Don't need no gentlemen to start my engine
'Cause I can even feel a little rear suspension (brrr)

Trying to cover up my scandal like I'm Goldman Sachs
But shit is getting real on this indoor track
I'm about to go blind and I feel like a creep
'Cause it's pressing on my horn like beep beep beep!

Now my driving is getting erratic
'Cause this transmission is automatic

[Chorus]
Go kart racing
Accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing
Mechanical self-fornicating
Go kart racing
No stopping 'til cross the finish line

[Bridge]
If the fruit is ripe
You might as well pluck it
Was gonna slow down
But then I thought "fuck it"
No one look at me 'cause this is it
Green flag, go, go, holy shit!
[Chorus]
Go kart racing
Accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing
Mechanical self-fornicating
Go kart racing
No stopping 'til cross the finish line

Key change
Key change

Go kart racing
Accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing
Mechanical self-fornicating
Go kart racing
No stopping 'til cross the finish line

Hallelujah Amen