[Verse 1]
Pat Robertson once said
"It's a long downward slide
That'll lead to legalizing sex with ducks
If two men can stand side by side"

God, I hope he's right
'Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
Gonna find myself a duck
And legally do
Something awful (awful, awful)

[Chorus]
Ducks, sex with ducks
We'll do it in the rain
Ducks, yeah, ducks
Got those wet feet on my brain
We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle
Put your beak in mine and we'll cuddle

It's a feeling I can't name
When sex with ducks and gay marriage
Are one and the same

[Verse 2]
Gonna goose that goose, gonna quack that swan
Gonna rubber my duckie all night long
Gonna whack that mallard 'til its feathers plume
Gonna Huey, Dewey, Louie all over the room
Scrooge McDuck, gonna give it to you
Dive into your gold until you say
Duck Tales, whoo hoo
[Chorus]
Ducks, sex with ducks
We'll do it in the rain
Ducks, yeah, ducks
Those feathered bodies are insane
We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle
I'll be the wind beneath your wings and we'll cuddle

It's a feeling I can't name
When sex with ducks and gay marriage
Are one and the same
One and the same