Sad montage
Sad montage
Yeah, this is a sad montage
Because I feel so sad

Looking out the window, feeling sad
Looking in the mirror, what have I become?
Ooh

Walking down the street, still feeling sad
Look at all those other people having fun
Ooh

In this sad montage
Sad montage
This is still a sad montage
Because I feel so sad

Dead puppies
Sad kid dropped his iPhone
Jerry Orbach
Making me feel so sad

I feel even sadder than I did before
Sadder than I was when this montage started
Ooh
Native American history
Other people finding true love
Wishing I could write a show like Girls
Making me feel so sad

Sad montage
Getting quieter
Sad montage
Fading out the sad montage
Can barely hear the sad montage