[Intro]
Similac, my balls are black
I beat my pee-pee till it's black, my balls are black
[x4]

I go to my friend's house to sleep at night, I try not to pee on myself
Watch out there's cameras on, look at my ballsac

[Chorus 1][x2]
It's not my ballsac, I'm talking about my dick
This shit is so wack, I cannot hold my piss
It's not my ballsac, I'm talking about my dick
This shit is so wack, I'm talking about my fucking dick[x2]

[Bridge]
I drown myself in piss on my best friend's couch
I try not to pee on myself, and the properties that I am sleeping on

[Chorus 1][x2]

Pee-wa-gon [x2]

[Chorus 2]
Mommy, I don't want to go to Billy's! [x8]

[Bridge]
I go to my friend's house to sleep at night
I try not to pee on myself, and the properties that I am sleeping on
[Chorus 1]

[Chorus 2][x4]