Frank Zappa
Big Leg Emma [Live at the Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1]
There's a big dilemma
About my big leg Emma
Uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my big leg Emma
Uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knock me out
Until my face broke out

There's a big dilemma
About my big leg Emma
Uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my big leg Emma
Uh-huh, oh yeah
She was my steady date
Until she put on weight

Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-
Emma (bep!)
Doo-ga-da-doo-ga-da
Doo-ga-da-doo-ga-da
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-
Emma (bep!)
Biggity boogity
Buggity boppity

There's a big dilemma
About my big leg Emma
Uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my big leg Emma
Uh-huh, oh yeah

Shе used to knock me out
Until my face brokе out
She used to knock me out
Until my face broke out
She used to knock me out (oooh, yes!)
Until my face broke out (oooh)
And then I said...