Frank Zappa
More Of The Story Of Willie The Pimp [The Hot Rats Sessions]
FZ: I want you to go into intimate detail about Willie The Pimp.

Annie: Willie The Pimp. The famed person who first said, "Son-of-a-bitch! [...], son-of-a-bitch stupid bastard!" Wearing the clothes.

FZ: Quickly—

Cynthia: [...] socks, white shorts, skinny dumpy legs, and a big fat stomach, and a big cigar hanging out his mouth, straw hat, and sitting down, and he says, "Son-of-a-bitch!"

Annie: Willie, who sits on his ch— in front the TV set all day and night, goes down to 42nd St. and pimps around there unknown to his wife and grateful children—

Cynthia: Tell him about the Lido Hotel.

Annie: The Lido Hotel, where he sometimes hangs out with some prostitutes, and, when he—

Cynthia: No, we were gonna call, we were gonna call uh, a lady—no, we were gonna call Willie and tell him we're a beautiful lady, measure— measurements 36-24-36, tell us meet— meet us at uh, in front of the Lido Hotel, and then—

Annie: A well known prostitute house.

Cynthia: And then he will be expecting this beautiful blonde to come by, and he'll be standing in front of the Lido Hotel—

Annie: When his wife walks by.

Cynthia: And we walk by, and then he just won't know what to do, and, he, "Son-of-a-bitch, get away from here!"