Frank Zappa
Inca Roads [Halloween 73- October 20th]
FZ: George "Beef" Duke
George: Hey . . . That's right, I like beef

Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Just to land in the Andes?
Was it round
Did it have
A motor
Or was it
Something
Different

Did a vehicle
Did a vehicle
Did a vehicle
Fly along the mountains
And find a place
(FZ: Do it on the gong!)
To park itself
Or did someone
Build a place
To leave a space
For such a thing to land

FZ: Alright
George: I think Ruth already do that
Ruth: Ah-ah-hah
FZ: Yes, yes
George: I'll do that
Ruth: [...]. We need you to do that, I can't . .
George: Up with the lick. Hah hah . .
FZ: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I got a better proposal
George: Both play the lick
FZ: You both play the lick and then when they do it in seven she plays the changes
George: Oh!
Ruth: Oh, good!
George: Solid!
Ruth: That's it. Oh, good!
FZ: Let me go to seven
Ruth: Okay
George: Yeah, but I forgot the changes, I haven't . .
Ruth: Hah hah!
George: I think I . . . sort of . .
FZ: On the seven
George: [...] not playing the part
FZ: It is real simple
George: Yeah, but I forgot

George: Okay, go ahead
FZ: Ladies and gentlemen, here it comes again. George "Beef" Duke

George: Thank you. Turn that sexy light on me, honey
FZ: Alright. Now I'll tell you what. Hold it, hold it. Do you have a flexatone? Give that to Chester. [...] prop part, a little gong, you know. [...] sticks [...] ring of the gong [...] a little gong and a little . .
Ruth: On that one?
FZ: Yeah
Ruth: This one
FZ: The big one, yeah. You know, just some atmospheric stuff [...]. Okay. Here we go. [...] croonie once again

Do it again and do it some more
That's nasty for sure

FZ: Swanky!

Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Just to land in the Andes?
(Ruth: Ha ha ha ha . . .)
Was it round
(This is serious, honey)
And did it have
A motor
Or was it
Something
Different
Did a vehicle
Did a vehicle
Fly along the mountains
And find a place to park itself
Or did someone
Build a place
To leave a space
For such a thing to land

FZ: Here it comes once again, ladies and gentlemen . . . Direct from Monterey and all of the other hip places in California . .

Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Just to land in the Andes?
Was it round
And did it have
A motor
Or was it
Something
Different

Did a vehicle
Did a vehicle
Did a vehicle
Fly along the mountains
And find a place to park itself
Or did someone
Build a place
To leave a space
For such a thing to land
Thank you, honey!

Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Did a vehicle come
From somewhere out there
Did the . .

FZ: Okay. "Thank you, honey."

Thank you, honey

Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there . .

George: Oh, I didn't play it that time!

Thank you, honey

Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Did a vehicle come
From somewhere out there
Did the Indians, first on the bill . .

FZ: [...] the timpani
Ruth: What note? Oh, please make it . .
George: Oh, Db. The bass, Db
FZ: [...] Db, Db [...]
Ruth: How about bass drum?
FZ: No. D
Ruth: So what you want is a Db
FZ: G
Ruth: A G?
FZ: Yeah
Ruth: Okay
FZ: [...] a G, so [...] G. It sounds wrong as shit, but . .
[...]
FZ: Did a vehicle . . . Well, here it comes for the last and final time, he's coming again, ladies and gentlemen, George "Beef" Duke . .
George: Thank you, honey

Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there . .

FZ: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
George: Off the top?
FZ: [...] the intro with the atmospherics
George: Oh, you— Off the top. Oh

FZ: Oh, yeah. Isn't love grand. And speaking of love, ladies and gentlemen, from the city of love, with flowers in his hair, it's the nimble fingers of San Francisco's finest, George "Beef" Duke, with "Inca Roads." Take it away!

Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Just to land in the Andes?
Was it round
And did it have
A motor
Or was it
Something
Different

Did a vehicle
Did a vehicle
Did a vehicle
Fly along the mountains
And find a place to park itself
Or did someone
Build a place
To leave a space
For such a thing to land

Thank you, honey

Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Did a vehicle come
From somewhere out there
Did the Indians, first on the bill
Carve up the hill

Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there . .
. . . was it something different

Did a vehicle
Did a vehicle
Did a vehicle
Fly along the mountains
And find a place to park itself
Or did someone
Build a place
To leave a space
For such a thing to land

Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Did a vehicle come
From somewhere out there
Did the Indians, first on the bill
Carve up the hill

Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Just to land in the Andes?
Was it round
And did it have a motor
Or was it something different

Did a vehicle
Did a vehicle
Did a vehicle
Fly along the mountains
And find a place to park itself
Or did someone
Build a place
To leave a space
For such a thing to land

Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Did a vehicle come
From somewhere out there
Did the Indians, first on the bill
Carve up the hill