Frank Zappa
I’m The Meany [Our Man In Nirvana]
Larry is going to unveil for you now a new song that he has written called "The Meany." This is a song about why he doesn't like the Beatles. Ready?

It's just a song, it's just eh . .
John kssshhh, Paul kssshhh
George kssshhh, Ringo kssshhh
Dylan kssshhh
I'm the meany
I'm the meany
I am wicked and vicious and stingy
I'm the meany
I'm the meany
The Beatles talk about me in their movie, movie
I once had a girlfriend named Sue
I took her out to the Zoo
She told me she was pregnant
So I hit her in the stomach
I'm the meany
I'm the meany
I am wicked and vicious and stingy
I'm the meany
I'm the meany
The Beatles talk about me in their movie, movie
I once had a girlfriend called Tina
I took her out to the show
She told me she didn't love me anymore
So I hit 'r in the face
I'm the meany
I'm the meany
I am wicked and vicious and stingy
I'm the meany
I'm the meany
The Beatles talk about me in their movie, movie, movie
That's pretty good. Haven't heard that one before. It's a new one. Larry will be back in a few moments, boys and girls. Meanwhile, here's a few words from the Mothers Of Invention