Frank Zappa
Tears Began To Fall/She Painted Up Her Face/Half-A-Dozen Provocative Squats
Tears began to fall
The writing's on the wall
'Cause there was nothing I could say
She took the car and drove away
And now I'm sittin' here all alone
Without no love of my own
That's when the tears began to fall
'Cause I ain't got no love at all

Tears began to fall and fall and fall
Down my shirt
'Cause I feel so hurt
Since my baby drove away

The tears began to fall
The tears began to fall
The tears began to fall and fall and fall
Tears began to fall

Ay ay ay aaaah . .
Ay ay ay aaaah . .
Ay-ay ay ay-ay aaaah . .
Ay-ay ay ay-ay aaaah . .

And now I'm sittin' here all alone
Without no love of my own
Without no love of my own
Without no love of my own
The tears began to fall
The tears began to fall
The tears began to fall
The tears began to fall, aaaaah!

The tears began to fall
The tears began to fall
Tears began to fall
Tears began to fall, hey!

The tears began to fall and fall and fall
Down my shirt
Cause I feel so hurt
Since my baby drove away

Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
Tears began to fall
Tears began to fall
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
Tears began to fall
Tears began to fall
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
Tears began to fall
Tears began to fall
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
Tears began to fall
Tears began to fall
Wah-wah-wah-wah-waaah . .
She painted up her face
She sat before the mirror
She painted up her face
She drew the mirror nearer

Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing!

The STARE!
The STARE!

(The 'secret stare' she would use
If a worthy-looking victim should appear)

Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing!
(Ah-hoo-ah-hoo-ah-hoo-ahhhh)
Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing!

The clock upon the wall
Has struck the midnight hour!
She finishes her call;
Her girlfriend's in the shower

Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing!

Half a dozen provocative squats!
Out of the shower, she squeezes her spots;
Brushes her teeth;
Shoots a deodorant spray up her twat . .
(It's getting her, getting her
Hot—Oh-woh-woh-woh-woh-woh)
She's just twenty-four
And she can't get off
A sad but typical case, yeah
The last dude to do her
Got in and got soft;
She blew it
And laughed in his face, yeah!
Face, yeah!
Yeah