[Verse: Phyllis Bryn-Julson, Chorus, Theodore Bikel]
Broth reminds me of nuns (Nuns, nuns, nuns)
I see them smashing (Kids) with rulers
Disciplining munchkin cretins
Tortured munchkins (Munchkin cretins)
Tortured munchkins (Munchkin victims)
Irish Catholic victims
Little green scratchy sweaters (Sweaters)
Little green scratchy ones (Corduroy pants)
Brown corduroy pants (Doo-ah, doo-ah)
Corduroy pants and green scratchy munchkin Irish Catholic victims
(Munchkins, munchkins)
Munchkins get me hot (Ooh-ah)
Munchkins get me, get me
Hot
Gets her real hot