Mm-hm...yeah

(Down down, down in)
(Down down, down in)
(Down down, down in)
(Down down, down in)

We're playin' in a tent
(Down down, down in)
It's payin' the rent
(Down down, down in)
If you pooch a civilian
(Down down, down in)
It's a major event
(Down down) Down in France
Didja hear where that's located?
(Way down) I say, in France
Yeah, it's the first thing you hear, it's somethin' like--
(Way on down)
And then it smells--
(Way on down)
Uh, down in France
Ain't that somethin'? Listen

I say, the girls is all salty
(Down down, down in)
N' the boys is all sweet
(Down down, down in)
I say, the food ain't too shabby
(Down down, down in)
An' they piss in the street
(Down down) Down in France
Ain't that cold?
(Way down) Huh, say down in France
Ya know what? I saw it walkin', it went--
(Way on down)
And then it said--
(Way on down)
Uh, down in France
Oh, yeah, now you won't believe this
They got the diseases
(Disea-seases)
Like you ain't never seen
(Disea-seases)
I said, they got a mystery blow-job
(Disea-seases)
Turn your peter green
(Disease)
Down in France
Ain't that somethin'?
(Way down) Say down in France
Say, look, I saw the color, it looked just like it was--
(Way on down)
And then it turned--
(Way on down)
I was down in France
(Under France)
Ah, yes, the world, listen, look

They got some coffee
(Co-co-coffee)
Eatin' right through the cup
(Co-co-coffee)
An' when you go ka-ka
(Co-co-coffee)
They make you stand up
(Co-co-)
Down in France
That's where it's located
(Way down) Uh, down in France
N-now, listen, one time I ka-ka'd and then I heard--
(Way on down)
And then I went--
(Way on down)
That was down in France
(Under France)
Now, listen
If you're not careful
(Ca-care, careful)
It'll stick to your cheeks
(Ca-care, careful)
You'll smell like a native
(Ca-care, careful)
For a couple of weeks
(Ca-care)
Down in France
Ooh, somethin' smellin'
(Way down) Down in France
That's where it were
Listen, I-I smelled it, it went--
(Way on down)
And then it smelled like
(Way on down)
That was down in France
(Under France)
Ooh, smellin' funny here

Oh, smell your harmonica
Go on, smell it, son
Uh-huh
Hold your nose!
Uh-huh, they're callin' us too out there, yeah
We cannot wait
(Wait wait, waiting)
Till we go back
(Wait wait, waiting)
It gets so exciting
(Wait wait, waiting)
When the poodles 'react'
(Wait wait)
Down in France
Uh-huh, ruff
(Way down) Down in France
I'm talkin' 'bout bow-wow, uh-huh
Say, they-they go--
(Way on down)
And then they kinda--
(Way on down)
Never try to get yo' peter sucked
In France

Merci. Oui. OW!!