[Verse 1]
What's the thing that they's talkin' about everywhere? (Sex!)
When they wanna be suave and debonair (Sex!)
What's poppin' up the most from coast to coast? (Sex!)
At your bongo party and your weenie roast (Sex!)
Even them Christians who has born again (Sex!)
Go out and get pooched every now and then (Sex!)
Do ya do or don't ya don't (Sex!)
Bet your lyin' if ya say ya won't

[Chorus]
Some girls try it and go on a diet
Then they worry 'cause they's too fat
Who wants to ride on a ironing board?
That ain't no fun, I tried me one
Grow that meat all over your bones
Work the wall with the local Jones
And while you do it, remember this line
The sniffer says it all the time

[Hook]
"The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion"
[Verse 2]
Makes no difference if you're young or old (Sex!)
Don't you act like it's made of gold (Sex!)
Ladies they need it just like the guys (Sex!)
Maybe you could use a protein surprise (Sex!)
Layin' down or standin' up (Sex!)
If it feels good just keep it up (Sex!)
Any time, anywhere (Sex!)
Why do you think it's growin' there?

[Chorus]
Some girls try it and they don't like it
They complain 'cause it don't last
Who wants to ride on a debutante?
They talks too much, they moves too fast
Watch the scenery while you ride
You can be very warm inside
And when the train goes 'round the bend
Check the shrubbery on the other end

[Hook]
"The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion"
[Outro]
"The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion"