[Verse]
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

[Refrain 1]
She was my steady date
Until she put on weight, hmm-mmm

[Verse]
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

[Refrain 2]
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out

[Bridge]
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma my Emma
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma my Emma

[Instrumental]
Sock it to me

[Verse]
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

[Refrain 2]
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out

[Outro]
*vocalizations*