[Intro: Pigeon John & Busdriver]
Hello there hahaha..
What's up? What's going on?
Yeah (Mmm)
Eye contacts
Okay lemme try (Haha)
The decay
Smell the decay
(Wake up wake up wake up)

[Verse 1: Pigeon John]
Wake up and smell the decay, alright today is the day
She is just shopping for shoes, frozen you stare in a daze
And shes amazed you can tell, you wanna get awesome sales
Standing there checking to sell your heart from the lean old nails

And you just really wanna know what this girl is all about
Standing there shе notices you staring and begins to pout
Eye contact switch format, swеat rolling down your back
Now's you chance, you say "Hello!" and your words begin to dance

[Verse 2: Busdriver]
Hoo hey hey hey hey!
We hit the stage, ladies howl, wipe my face with a paper towel
Haters bow cause they know we got the latest album, and save the fowl
When you blow the boat, your access denied
But I like the girls fat breasts and thighs
And I dissed her in slow motion, cause I'm showboatin'
And I'm sponsored by a whole Brit exec with a waterin' eye
Who conquered the sky by sellin' cigarettes that give me shortness of breath
And he swindled me out of my endorsement check, but I don't care

Cause I'm a movie star, at the nudie bar
Putting C notes in girls' bikini tops
And when the CD drops, all we earn's the difference
In half a penny that's why I'm black and skinny
Yeahhhh, here it goes

[Hook: Busdriver & Pigeon John]
Computers laying on beach towels
Inhale pipe fumes and see the clowns
And there's something floating in the shallow end
Something floating somebody call the pool man
(Standing there noticing you staring and then she-)

Computers laying on beach towels
Inhale pipe fumes and see the clowns
And there's something floating in the shallow end
Something floating somebody call the pool man
(Standing there noticing you staring and then she-)
Pool man!

[Hook: Busdriver & Pigeon John & Sample]
Now's the time to sing and shout
Something bells can ring about
Everybody's turning out
Swingers all without a doubt
You know what I mean
Yeah, [?]
You know, you know I know
You know it all (Ah!)
I know it all
Yeah
Come on come on come on come on come on come on
(Don't leave!)
Work out
Work those thighs work out!
[?]
One, two, three, ahh (work out)
Uh, uh
Yeah
You know it
Oh yeah!
Come on girl, let's do it!
Come on man, let's do it!
Uh oh, it's over there (Yeah yeah)
It's over here, now it's close (Uh)
Now it's near, now it's far (Ahhh!)
Indeed
Pigeon John
Busdriver
Hahaha, whoa..

[Verse 3: Busdriver]
A small bottle of sunshine, why don't you jump in my paper camera
We should chill sometime, it comes perfectly well in the day planner
Yeah I'm allergic to cat hair, but that's so sick watching on the food tron
I don't have to impersonate a black mayor, to get a good look at a blue thong

And you can be the girl that unfrosts my heart
I feel comfortable, like I could cough and fart as loud as I please
Then you pop up and here, I'm like a thousand MCs
So I'm down on my knees and I ask...
(If you want to get an apartment with me)
You don't really have to cook and clean
My perfect dreams consist of idiosyncrasies with a video of frenemies

[Verse 3: Pigeon John & Busdriver]
It's like when you fix your car, and you're feeling great
It's like when your car breaks down on your first date
You take Sudafed you stay up late and debate
She beats you all the time, you feel so dumb she can't relate

And she's still cool with you smilin' she makes a fool of you
You take the bus instead, no prob no attitude
It's such a dream don't wake up you don't have to
Just find your way, all your friends don't even matter do they?
Oh yeahhhh, here it goes

[Hook: Busdriver & Pigeon John]
Computers laying on beach towels
Inhale pipe fumes and see the clowns
And there's something floating in the shallow end
Something floating somebody call the pool man
(Standing there noticing you staring and then she-)

Computers laying on beach towels
Inhale pipe fumes and see the clowns
And there's something floating in the shallow end
Something floating somebody call the pool man

Computers laying on beach towels
Inhale pipe fumes and bu buh ba..

[Hook: Sample & Pigeon John & Busdriver]
Now's the time to sing and shout
Something bells can ring about
Everybody's turning out
Swingers all without a doubt
(Eye contact switch format, sweat rolling down your back
Now's you chance, you say "Hello!" and your words begin to dance)
Yeah!
Yeah!
Huahh!
Hu huah, huah hauh!

[Ending: Sample]
-beck is a coming Lambert is a coming
Hendricks is a coming Annie is a coming (x4)

Everybody's coming
Let's go!