Is this a riot or are you just pleased to see me?
Why aren't we holding hands and talking sweet
I love you really, though I know no-one believes me
There's chaos every time we meet

Oh now look what you've gone and done
You're creating Pandemonium
That song you sing means everything
To me, I'm living in ecstasy

The stars and the sun dance to your drum
And now it's Pandemonium!

You're crashing everywhere, it's like you're smashing china
Skidding on an icy road
You're major trouble since you were almost a minor
I sometimes think we'll both explode

Oh now look what you've gone and done
You're creating Pandemonium
That song you sing means everything
To me, I'm living in ecstasy
My world's gone mad, what did you do?
Telling perfect strangers that I love you

The stars and the sun dance to your drum
And now it's Pandemonium!
I can't make sense of anything
All I know is the party's in full swing
If we both just stopped for a minute
I'd declare war and then you'd win it

She's made you some kind of laughing stock
Because you dance to disco, and you don't like rock
She'd make fun of you, and even in bed
Said she was gonna go and get herself a real man instead

So ask yourself now: Can you forgive her?
If she begs you to?
Ask yourself: Can you even deliver?
What she demands of you?
Or do you want revenge?
But that's childish, so childish!
But that's childish
It's Pandemonium!

Oh now look what you've gone and done
You're creating Pandemonium
That song you sing means everything
To me, I'm living in ecstasy
My world's gone mad, what did you do?
Telling perfect strangers that I love you
The stars and the sun dance to your drum
And now it's Pandemonium!