Lights, Models, Guestlists.... Just do your best darling....
Dull, Souless aren't you?, Dull, Souless aren't you?
Dull, Souless aren't you?, Dull, Souless aren't you?
Dull, Souless aren't you?, Dull, Souless aren't you?
Dull, Souless aren't you?, Dull, Souless aren't you?
Dull, Souless aren't you?
Bit bit bit bop bop bop
Dull, Souless aren't you?
Ride on time, Ride on time
Dull Souless aren't you?
Bit bit bit bop bop bop
Dull Souless aren't you?
Techno, Techno bloody techno darling!
Absolutely Fabulous, We’re Absolutely Fabulous
Absolutely Fabulous ......It’s fabulous darling
Absolutely Fabulous ....It’s fabulous....Good
Darling (mmmm) you are fabulous, wonderful individual (oh thank you ) and remember (mmmm) I know you longer than your daughter
Champas alright for you Pat’s?.....Lovely Sweetie
Do we finish off the Beluga or have some smoke salmon and nibbly things
Oh whatever sweetie......Alright we’ll finish off the Beluga
Lacroix sweetie lacroix
Lacroix sweetie lacroix
Sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie!!
Absolutely Fabulous
It’s Bloody Pet Shop Boys Sweetie
We’re Absolutely Fabulous
Let the music lift you up darling
Absolutely Fabulous
It’s Bloody Pet Shop Boys Sweetie
Absolutely Fabulous
Are you ready for this sweetie
Chanel
Dior
Lagerfeld
Givenchy
Gaultier darling names names names!
Haarpers
Templar
English Vogue
American Vogue
French Vogue
Bloody-Abba-bloody sinian Vogue darling!
Lacroix sweetie lacroix
Lacroix sweetie lacroix
Sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie!!
Absolutely Fabulous
Pump up the volume
We’re Absolutely Fabulous
Just put the needle on the record
Absolutely Fabulous
Pump up the volume
Absolutely Fabulous
Are you read for this sweetie?
Bridge
Dull, Souless aren't you? (repeatedly continuously in the background)
I mean......I was just trying to live my bloody life you know
Get from a to b and do a little shopping;
Only to find that infact life is controlled for me by
Bits of bloody, bloody buggery bits of paper
I mean why can’t life just be made a little bit easier for everybody
You know and why do we pay bloody taxes?
I know, you know to buy railings to put outside bloody shops
And stupid people can’t run into the bloody road
But you know, we’re not all stupid, we don’t all need nursemaiding
Why don’t we just have a stupidity tax and just tax the STUPID PEOPLE!
It’s fabulous....good....thank you
Chanel
Dior
Lagerfeld
Givenchy
Gaultier darling names names names!
Haarpers
Templar
English Vogue
American Vogue
French Vogue
Bloody-Abba-bloody sinian Vogue darling!
Oh he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the traffic lights
Buns sooooo tight he was bouncing off the;
Buns sooooo tight he was bouncing off the;
Buns sooooo tight he was bouncing off the walls.....bye Pats
Lacroix sweetie lacroix sweetie
Lacroix sweetie la, la, la, lacroix sweetie
Absolutely Fabulous
Let the music lift you up darling
Absolutely Fabulous
Dull, Souless aren't you?
Absolutely Fabulous
It’s Bloody Pet Shop Boys Sweetie
Absolutely Fabulous
Are you ready for this sweetie?
(chanting)
I’m chanting as we speak bye bye darling....
(chanting)
Sweetie sweetie sweetie, sweetie!
(chanting)
Champas alright for you Pat’s?.....Lovely Sweetie....
(chanting)
I’m chanting as we speak bye bye darling
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