[Verse 1]
Doing my best to stay healthy
Few of my words are obscene
Eating, working, walking, talking, sleeping
Should be my daily routine

[Verse 2]
But I've got a secret agenda
I miss you so much I'm a mess
I float away like a cloud in trousers
And land in a state of undress

[Chorus]
I go up, I go down
I go crazy when you're not around
I go up, I go down
I go crazy when you're not around

[Verse 3]
I've been seen in some secret locations
Making the most of my charm
With a range of intoxications
Causing some serious harm

[Chorus]
I go up, I go down
I go crazy when you're not around
I go up, I go down
I go crazy when you're not around
Down and up and down and up and down and up
And down and up and down and up...

[Verse 4]
I don't get home 'til the morning
I sleep all day to prepare
For another night of desperate housewives
I need someone here when you're there

[Chorus]
I go up, I go down
I go crazy when you're not around
I go up, I go down
I go crazy when you're not around

I go up, up, up
I go down, down, down
Baby when you coming home?
I go up, up, up
I go down, down, down
Ah, you know I hate being alone!