[Intro]
Ah shit, looks like we got a source rap battle! Today's match is:
Luigi
VS
Slender Man
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Slender Man]
I teleport to the scene, I’m pretty tall, don’t ever question it
Show me creepypastas and I’ll one-two combustion it
Boy I’m fantastic, scare you with a static
Luigi's so tall I could use him as elastic
Yeah I’m doing this for Masky, rest in peace Tim
Take a trip to the public pool, watch a bitch swim
I got tentacles, and they make me real horny
Porn’s on the way like here cums sore knees

[Verse 2: Luigi]
Here comes sore knees? HA. Now that’s a good one
Stomp out this tentacle man, like a mean bug
I got a vacuum cleaner, and I’m not afraid to use it
You challenge me to a battle? Well, prepare to lose it
Don’t need my big bro, I can school you on my own
So run back to your murky forest that you call home
You’re emotionless, boring, while inside my hands is magma
You’re a tall guy, Slenderman, but you still lack that viagra *GUNSHOT*
[Verse 3: Slender Man]
All the way from the woods, but static on cosmic
When I preordered Ultimate, I’m making a deposit
Little Daisy bitch got fucked with ease
Thought his mansion was big, I’m like Luigi please
Shooting off fireballs, duck hunt ends up dead
One “got your nose”, rip that shit off your head
You have a big stache, I see you out here to bash hoes
Heard you got scared but you should’ve been cut from Smash Bros. *PEW*

[Verse 4: Luigi]
Luigi, rhymes like linguini, ‘cause they tasty
Got these raps for you to eat, I’m running up a bakery
You’ve got your 8 pages, I’ve got my 8 stacks
I’m a rich little boy, here, buy yourself some slacks
Step into my mansion, I’ll smack you with my cruiser
If you had your own green hat, the L would stand for loser
It’s obvious who won this bout, no need to act bratty
I might be Mama Luigi, but in the end, call me daddy

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATLES OF *static* HISTORY!