Come along mate
You gotta cheer up
I know down on your luck but
Don't be down in the dumps
Don't be down in the dumps
Yeah don't be down in the dumps
I know you're down on your luck but
You got to listen up

Coz real lads
They don't sink
They brush it off
They hold up
They take it on the chin
And nice girls
Won't leave you out of pocket
Won't make you buy their mates all their drinks
Then leave you there to sock it

And OH OH OH OH!
He's only gone and done it
She's dumped him again
And OH OH OH OH!
He's only gone and done it again

So tell it to me straight now
Are you one of those guys
Who always need the hassle and the stress in their lives?
And switches on and off from girlie to girl
Misfortune always turning your world

Mister Misfortune
We need to sort you
(Check!)

And all our friends agree
That since the age of fourteen
You've played to lose and took the blues
You need a slap on the cheek
Coz now it's gone too far
You need a swift reminder
So lick your straightener scars
And dry your eyeliner

And OH OH OH OH!
He's only gone and done it
She's dumped him again
And OH OH OH OH!
He's only gone and done it again
So tell it to me straight now
Are you one of those guys
Who always need the hassle and the stress in their lives?
And switches on and off from girlie to girl
Misfortune always turning your world

Mister Misfortune
Mister Misfortune
We need to sort you
Mister Misfortune

Don't be down in the dumps
Don't be down in the dumps
I know you're down on your luck but

Don't be down in the dumps
Don't be down in the dumps
I know you're down on your luck but
You got to listen up

You got to listen up

He's only gone and done it again

So tell it to me straight now
Are you one of those guys
Who always need the hassle and the stress in their lives?
And switches on and off from girlie to girl
Misfortune always turning your world
So tell it to me straight now
Are you one of those guys
Who always need the hassle and the stress in their lives?
And switches on and off from girlie to girl
Misfortune always turning your world

OH OH OH OH!
And OH OH OH OH!
You go to listen up