If you love that girl
And she's the one you wanna marry
If she's the one to make your heart throb
And she's the one you really want
Well, if you love that girl
And she's the one you wanna marry
Then you gotta learn a couple of things
So you better listen up

I'll tell you what, sir, it's a rape culture
And I know it's hard to see it at first
Don't kiss her, mister, 'til you're reeducated
You'll see what you thought was pretty bad is so much worse

Do you love that girl?
Is she the one you wanna marry?
Is she the one to make your head spin?
Is she the one you really want?
Well, if you love that girl
If she's the one you wanna marry
Then I got a little news, friend
So you better listen up

Elvis and Dio, Buddy Holly and the Beatles
Peddled cis-male cultural violence
Down the rabbit hole, brother, rock n' roll
Better check its privilege or there's gonna be a riot
Gender is a social construct
We're on the eve of heteronormative destruction

Woke!

Don't call your wife baby
Don't call your wife baby
She ain't your baby, little man

Don't call your wife baby
Never call your wife baby
She ain't your baby, little man

No, she ain't you baby, little man
No no no no no no no no
She ain't you baby, little man