[WOMAN]
Mum, I've got a lot to tell you
Me and Joe have had a bust up
This will be the last letter
With a postmark stamped N.Y. 

I've met a film producer
Please don't laugh, his name is Sheldon
He's what the people here all call
A real together guy

He is off to California
And he wants me to go with him
Oh, thanks for your last letter
I was thrilled to hear from you

The pictures of the garden
Are all absolutely lovely
And incidentally
Sheldon's mum loves Mantovani, too

Mum, I'm not at all unhappy
One day soon when I am settled
I want you both to come out
You will love it in LA
I've got to buy some swimsuits
So I must rush down to Macy's
I will write to you again
When I have found a place to stay