Andrew Lloyd Webber
The Wedding Party
[PRINCE CHARMING]
I'm out!

[ENSEMBLE]
What a party! What a blow out!
Charming's back and he is so out!
What a wedding! What a blow out!
What a party! What a blow out!
Charming's back and he is so out!
What a wedding! What a blow out!

[MARIE]
Poor prince Sebastian
You sad, lonely fella
It must have gone pear-shaped
With bad Cinderella

[SEBASTIAN]
No, I haven't seen her
For us it's tough sledding

[MARIE]
She had a plan to storm the church
And shut down your wedding

[MARIE, spoken]
Oh no! That sucks! Hahaha
She must have heard the bells
She must think you're married! Uh-oh
[SEBASTIAN, spoken]
What? Cinderella was here? Where did she go?

[MARIE, spoken]
I don't know
She was packing all her sad little things
Going abroad, she must be long gone by now

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]
Abroad?

[MARIE, spoken]
She's probably already on the boat, bye-bye!

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]
Marie, listen to me
Was she really trying to stop the wedding?

[MARIE, spoken]
You snooze you lose Princeling
You missed your chance
You do know I'm still single

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]
I have to go
[MARIE, spoken]
Suit yourself

[PRINCE CHARMING]
I love you dude!

[SEBASTIAN]
Please! Let me past
Let me through!

[ENSEMBLE]
What a party! What a blow out!
Charming's back and he is so out!
What a wedding! What a blow out!

[STEPMOTHER, spoken]
I hope you're proud, "your majesty"
This whole thing is a disgrace
You've left my daughter heartbroken, humiliated, wretched

[QUEEN, spoken]
She doesn't look particularly wretched to me
Isn't that her sitting on the Baker's lap?

[STEPMOTHER, spoken]
That's not the point!
We had a deal, your son and my daughter
Don't think I won't hold you to it
I know things, ma'am, that would make this town blush
[QUEEN, spoken]
Stop the music!
Blackmailing a Queen is a treasonable offence and you wouldn't want to lose your head now, would you?
Guards, show this woman out

[STEPMOTHER, spoken]
I can show myself out

[STEPMOTHER]
Farewell, dreary, old friend of mine
I concede that this chapter is through
I always know the moment for an exit line
Right on cue
But don't forget, I know you

[QUEEN, spoken]
Blah, blah, blah
Somebody get me a drink

[ENSEMBLE]
What a party! What a blow out!
Charming's back and he is so out!
What a wedding! What a blow out!
What a party! What a blow out!
Charming's back and he is so out!
What a wedding! What a blow out!
What a party! What a blow out!
Charming's back and he is so out!
What a wedding! What a blow out!
What a party! What a blow out!
Charming's back and he is so out!
What a wedding! What a blow out!
What a party! What a blow out!
Charming's back and he is so out!
What a wedding! What a blow out!