Andrew Lloyd Webber
Unfair (Reprise)
[STEPMOTHER]
Just yank that corset tight

[CINDERELLA]
Much tighter and she'll suffocate

[MARIE]
My goal is lean and mean

[STEPMOTHER]
You're halfway there, just overweight

[MARIE]
That's so unfair

[ADELE]
She's just big boned

[STEPMOTHER]
Gain one more ounce and you'll be disowned

[MARIE]
Unfair

[ADELE]
Unfun
[MARIE and ADELE]
Prince Sebastian's ball
He's a complete loser after all

[MARIE]
To marry him would be so grim

[ADELE]
Unless supplied with something on the side

[STEPMOTHER]
Forget the boy think about the throne
Just close your eyes, think of all you'll own
A crown, a throne, a stepping stone
Just step on him, love is overblown

[CINDERELLA, spoken]
He is a person you know, he's not a throne

[MARIE, spoken]
Ooh!

[ADELE, spoken]
Sorry, I forgot you two were "friends"
If you like him so much why don't you marry him?
[STEPMOTHER, spoken]
A prince? Marry someone who looks like her? No
Her little friend Sebastian will choose as every prince before him has
He'll choose beauty
Life is so unfair

[CINDERELLA, spoken]
I'll show you unfair