Andrew Lloyd Webber
The Rum Tum Tugger
[? with Jason Derulo]
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

[Jason Derulo]
If you offer me pheasant, I'd rather have grouse
If you put me in a house, I would much prefer a flat
If you put me in a flat, then I'd rather have a house
If you set me on a mouse, then I only want a rat
If you set me on a rat, then I'd rather chase a mouse

[Ensemble]
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

[Jason Derulo]
And there isn't any call for me to shout it

[Ensemble]
For he will do as he do do

[Jason Derulo]
And there's no doing anything abou-ou-ou-out it, no

[]
The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore

[Jason Derulo]
When you let me in, then I want to go out
I'm always on the wrong side of every door
As soon as I get home, then I like to get about
I like to lie in the bureau drawer
But I make such a fuss if I can't get out, hoo
[Ensemble]
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

[Jason Derulo]
And there isn't any use for you to doubt it

[Ensemble]
For he will do as he do do

[Jason Derulo]
And there's no doing anything abou-ou-ou-out it

[]
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast

[Jason Derulo]
My disobliging ways is a matter of habit, yeah
If you offer me fish, then I always want a feast
When there isn't any fish, well, darling, I'm not having rabbit
If you offer me cream, then I sniff and sneer
For I only like what I find for myself
Woo

[Ensemble]
The Rum Tum Tugger
[Jason Derulo]
Is artful and knowing

[Ensemble]
The Rum Tum Tugger

[Jason Derulo]
Doesn't care for a cuddle
But I'll leap on your lap in the middle of your sewing
For there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle
Yeah

[Ensemble]
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle

[Jason Derulo]
Nah, nah, no more milk
Milk
Woo

[Ensemble]
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

[Jason Derulo]
And there isn't any need for me to spout it
[Ensemble]
For he will do as he do do

[Jason Derulo]
And there's no doing anything
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