[GANGLE/SQUELCH/FLECK]
Mr. Y welcomes you to Phantasma!

[GANGLE]
Featuring Dr. Gangle, Master of Ceremonies

[FLECK]
Miss Fleck, Aerialist Extraordinaire

[SQUELCH]
The Amazing Squelch, the World's Strongest Man

[GANGLE]
And direct from Paris, France

[FLECK]
It's Coney Island's Ooh-La-La Girl!

[GANGLE/SQUELCH/FLECK]
Miss Meg Giry!

[MEG]
Welcome
Each and everyone
To our festival of fun
[MEG/SHOWGIRLS]
Something notable and new

[MEG]
We bring glamor from afar
Plus a touch of the bizarre

[MEG/SHOWGIRLS]
And it's only for you

[MEG]
See the wonders of our age
All assembled on our stage

[MEG/SHOWGIRLS]
Too fantastic to be true

[MEG]
What sensation seekers seek
Every kind of living freak

[MEG/SHOWGIRLS]
And it's only for you

If it's marvel and illusion that your soul and body crave
You'll be leaving here content without a doubt
Are you ready? Are you willing?
Are you braver than the brave?
There's an oh-so simple way of finding out
[MEG]
Is your life a little hum-drum?
Is your wife a little glum?

[MEG/SHOWGIRLS]
We've a remedy for all who wear a frown
We won't bite you we'll delight you
We invite you to succumb
To this singular attraction
Which is offered at a fraction
Of the price of any other show in town

[MEN]
We've got jugglers from the East
We've got vermin
We've got beasts

[ALL]
It's a pretty heavy brew

[MEN]
We've a fiddler from the West
Who is said to be possessed

[ALL]
And it's only for you
We bring magic, we bring mirth
We've been halfway 'round the earth
From Turin to Timbuktu
To present to you today
This delectable display
Which is only for you

Such a show you've never seen
Such a show there's never been
And today's our grand debut
Prince and pauper come on in
Let the spectacle begin
Cause it's only for you

Let the banners be unfurled
Raise the curtain on our world
Without any more adieu
Mr. Y has all you need
Satisfaction guaranteed
And it's only for you

[SQUELCH]
Welcome each and everyone
To our festival of fun

[ALL]
For you!

[GANGLE]
Ladies and gentlemen
Miss Meg Giry
The Ohh-La-La Girl

[SQUELCH]
Five shows daily

[FLECK]
Only here at Phantasma!