Andrew Lloyd Webber
At the House on Sunset
[JOE]
Christ, where am I?
I had landed
In the garden of some palazzo
Like an abandoned movie set

[NORMA, spoken off stage]
You there! Why are you so late?

[MAX, spoken]
This way

[Joe, spoken]
Hey look, buddy, I just pulled my car -

[MAX, spoken]
- And wipe your feet!

[NORMA, spoken off stage]
Max! Tell him to wait!

[MAX, spoken]
You heard. If you need my help with the coffin, call me

[Joe, spoken]
Hey, wait a minute! Hey, buddy -
[NORMA, spoken]
Any law against burying him in the garden?

[Joe, spoken]
I wouldn't know

[NORMA, spoken]
I don't care anyway