(Speaking)
So, Fast Food Rockers, it must be really easy being cheesy

You're joking, you've got the wrong idea

It's a lot harder than you think, you know

Oh come on it must be pretty easy being that cheesy

No, it's something that takes great care and skill

(Singing)
It's never easy being cheesy
It's never easy you might have guessed
It never was and it never will be
But being cheesy's what we do best!