[Intro: Mayor Bloomberg]
But we strongly believe that in the end, the courts will recognize the Board of Health’s authority to regulate the sale of beverages that have virtually no nutritional value and which, consumed in large quantities, are leading to disease and death for thousands of people every year

[Verse 1: Awkwafina]
Mayor Mike Bloomberg
Help me understand
Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned?
Gonna get banned (Banned)
Gonna get banned (Banned)
Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned?

Mayor Mike Bloomberg
Help me understand
Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned?
Gonna get banned (Banned)
Gonna get banned (Banned)
Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned?

Okay cause when we trynna ball out
Big size
Ass up
Snake eyes
Please don’t take my freedom
My giant margarita

Or maybe imma dream
About an eighty-ounce Zima
Or maybe imma Queens up
With hookah and some beasters
Remember menthols?
Cop them with a fake, though
Counting out my quarters so I can buy some papes, though
This is for my corner store
[?] and [?]
This is for my SUNY bitches’
Wine in a box

I ain’t trynna go to MoMA
I’m trynna drink mimosas
Ain’t trynna join that book club
But trynna use a coaster

Friday night
Shitfaced
Out of sake
Falling over
Friday night
Shithouse
Giant margarita rolling

[Mayor Bloomberg]
Uh, let me summarize today’s announcement for our Spanish-speaking New Yorkers:
El huracán Sandy es probablemente
Ve-
--Veemos
--Veamos
Mantengas adentro de su casos
En
Ay
Eh
Y
Hay un aviso de vientos muy fuertes
I will be happy to take some questions
[Spoken Interlude: Awkwafina]
You know, the thing with me is that I was born with a second vestigial gooch
To have that burden
In a—in a spiritual way
In a philosophical way
In just a physiological—like walking around—
They would call me double-gooch
Loads of gooch
Having a second vestigial gooch actually solidified my identity more, as, as you know
Asian
Female
Second-gooch

[Verse 2: Awkwafina]
Yeah
Tryna shake my ass
To some Neptunes
Wake up in the morning
In the Applebee’s restroom

Damn, I’m in it
Swag’s revolution-al
That’s why Albany called your ban
Unconstitutional

Mayor Mike Bloomberg
Help me understand
Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned?
Gonna get banned
Gonna get banned
Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned?
Mayor Mike Bloomberg
Help me understand
Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned?
Gonna get banned
Gonna get banned
Are giant margaritas also gonna get banned?

[Outro: Mayor Bloomberg]
Es probable que veemos—ve-veamos