Move it up a gear
Get your thermals on,
The weather man said, snow, snow, snow
(Coughing) you know he`s never wrong.

If you have a heat pad
Stick it down your shirt,
It may not do much good
But at least it shouldn`t hurt.

Where`s your woolly hat
Scarf, gloves and thick long socks? ,
You know that children always say
Winter snow just rocks.

Make sure your jacket`s padded
With an enormous furry hood.
That favourite coat you always wear
Won`t be a tad of good.

Best you add a body warmer
The longest you can find,
Not a skimpy waist one
That won`t cover your behind.

Then off you go to greet the snow
As you wear it all with pride,

Alternatively to that,
Stay cosy warm inside.