I Need A Sense Of Humor

I try to find a sense of humour

As I need one every day,

Some days it`s such a struggle

I threaten then to pay.



I know many people have one

But they won`t sell theirs to me,

I even thought to a good home

Maybe one was going free.



I`ve searched around the country

Travelling train bus and car,

Even though I`ve looked very hard

I`ve drawn a blank so far.



To find one will be difficult

I`ll have to investigate my head,

I hope I`ll find one somewhere

When I haul it out of bed.