I try to find a sense of humour
As I need one every day,
Some days it`s such a struggle
I threaten then to pay.

I know many people have one
But they won`t sell theirs to me,
I even thought to a good home
Maybe one was going free.

I`ve searched around the country
Travelling train bus and car,
Even though I`ve looked very hard
I`ve drawn a blank so far.

To find one will be difficult
I`ll have to investigate my head,
I hope I`ll find one somewhere
When I haul it out of bed.