[Beefcake:]
Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland

[Oderus:]
Sally, take my hand
We'll travel south 'cross land
Put out the fire and don't look past my shoulder

(Get outta my dreams) The exodus is here!
(Get into my car) The happy ones are near us
(Get outta my dreams) Let's get together
(Get into my car) Before we get much older

(Fuckin') Teenage wasteland
(Oh) Teenage wasteland
(Fuckin') Teenage wasteland, oh no
(Only) Teenage wasteland
They're all wasted!