[Verso 1]
You and I should get away for a while
I just wanna be alone with your smile
Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car
We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar

[Refrão]
'Cause when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
I just wanna be your only one
I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
That night on the floor when we were all alone

[Verso 2]
My love life was getting so bland
There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand
Sometimes it makes me want to laugh
Sometimes I wanna take my toaster in the bath

[Refrão]
'Cause when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
I just wanna be your only one
I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
That night on the floor when we were all alone

[Verso 3]
Who's gonna be the odd man out?
I don't wanna be the odd man out
Is this going to be the end
Or are you going to be my new girlfriend?