[Intro]
Didn't see that comin', huh? Alright, let's blow this thing and go home! Woo Hoo!!

[JT Machinima]
Grab your blasters, pack your things
To the Battlefront, it's happening!
Hoth, Endor, Tatooine
Back on the front line and I'm glad to be
In Star Wars, beautiful Star Wars, beautiful Star Wars
Love it so much!

[Rebels]
Don't mess with the Rebel Alliance
I'm all up in your face, don't you get up in mine, bitch
I'm the next best thing since the X-Wing
Call me J.J, cuz I'm directing
Every single attack on your pathetic empire
Making Vader look bad, he might get fired!
Every soldier you have sent will die!

[Yoda]
Do or do not, there is no try!

[Vader]
Hmm... Force is strong with this one...
[Grand Moff Tarkin]
Lord Vader, you may fire when ready!

[Vader]
Yo! You can not hide from the dark side
I'll freeze your asses in Carbonite
I don't got the time for you rebel scum
Stormtroopers, show 'em how it's done!

[Stormtroopers]
Nobody's flyer than the empire
Comin' down on you like a TIE Fighter
You're gonna hate me, hate me
When I stomp on you with my AT-AT
Yo Boba!

[Boba]
What?

[Stormtroopers]
No homo, but I think you're handsome

[Boba]
Huh?

[Empire]
Cause I'm your clone bro!
Lookin' so dope, take a photo
I can Lay ya, no Solo!
[Luke]
The name's Skywalker, this may sound corny
But I'm a Jedi like my father was before me
And I can promise that I won't be the last of 'em
After I take out all the trash on this Battlefront!

[Emperor]
So be it Jedi, your fate has been sealed
All your friends will die too, they won't even get past our shields
When they learn this battle station is quite operational
And if you work for me, remember death is occupational!

[Han Solo]
Hey Chewie, get us outta here, time to make the jump to

Light speed, it's game on!
Let´s see you do that with the Slave I
I hold the record in the Kessel Run
If you know the odds, never tell me them!
Next stop, Death Star
Construction won't get far
Ask Obi-Wan or Skywalker
The name is Han, and I shot first!

[Vader]
You brought your fleet? I'll send you back
Like Ackbar said; "IT´S A TRAP!!!"
I'll wipe you out like Bantha Fodder
Tell me now Luke, who´s your father?
[Luke]
Sorry dad, but I don't think you're bad
You got no friends and you're just sad!

[Vade]
I will do my master's bidding

[Luke]
That´s one wrinkly ass you're kissing
When you die no one's gonna miss ya!

[Vader]
Well at least I don´t kiss my own sistah!
Obi-Wan has taught you well
Tell him I said hi!

[Luke]
Tell him yourself!

[Rebels]
Try to follow me, on my speeder dodging trees
Ewoks got your chicken walkers falling on their knees

[Boba]
Just a minor setback
Check this, jetpack!
Puttin' bounties on your head
Call up Boba Fett; STAT!

[Rebels]
Rebel snowspeeders go
Get intel from 3PO
Got your Stormtroopers screaming
"Help me, you're my only hope!"

[Vader]
Reinforcements, send them in!

[Rebels]
Lock and load, let them rip!

[Vader]
Rebels, you will never win!

[Luke]
Lightsabers, get them lit!

[Vader]
Father-Son, Jedi-Sith

[Luke]
The Force is calling

[Everyone]
Let it in!