“Do you smell that?”

“What’s that, Jim?”

“Smells like failure.”

“Smells like an odor, that’s for sure.”

“Smells like whore’s shit.”

“Smells like something I want to avoid, Jim.”

“Do you smell that?”

“Oh yeah. That was a gooey one wasn’t it?”

“There was a pop before it came out.”

“You’ll need a bidet someday.”

*loud fart noise*

“Do you smell that?”

A beat.
“No, actually.”