The spice in her voice, so feisty.
I am so scared.
All over a price match
she compared
to a third-party seller somewhere.
I am honestly frightened,
it is absurd, hardly.
To be fair,
I am petrified.
The adrenaline surged, sparsely.
To be clear,
I do this every year.
They get heated, I stay cool.
When I'm needed, I'm a tool.
As of recent, I'm no fool.
It's Black Friday,
I could care less if I'm cruel.
I am terrified.
I am shivering in my boots.
Shiver me timbers,
I am quivering.
I am experience phobia,
not really.
Our policy does not honor price matches,
that's silly.
I have seen vice and rejoice, so dicey.