[Intro: Behan the Scene & BGRecordsVa]
So, why do they keep calling you a killjoy?
They keep calling me a killjoy
I just don't-

[Verse 1: Behan the Scene]
Well, I might be, how I'm acting
But don't mind me
Try me, then you'll find out what's up my sleeve
Find leads to the wild things and go sightseeing
Swingin' from a vine tree
Tranquilize me (Yah)
Recycling? I'm no hype beast, check the rhyme scheme
Entirely, it is tiring when they lie asleep
Bet ya boy don't wanna toy with me, so come join the league, not a super team
Y'all fiddling, dilly-dallying (Huh), plucking string by string (Yeah)
You're attached I see (Yeah), but you won't play me
I'm a menace to society
I'm 'bout hide-and-seek, get attention a child receives (Uh huh)
But I don't mean harm (Yeah, yeah)
And an awful lot of people ain't catchin' on (Okay, okay)
I'm as petty as they come
Poison ivy in my IV, got blood clots from head to toe (What?)
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
It's all under control (Yah)
I'm the icing on the cake (What?)
Don't be choosy how you view me (Nah)
I get loopy like a crew chief (That's right)
'Cause I act fast, they think I think slow (Slow)
On a fault line, they put me on hold (Hold)
So, if you haven't learned: I don't want opinions if you tweakin' something I did that you didn't
Seein' is believing, peepin' for a reason
Beat around the bush and plant a seed (Mm-mmm), you best not step a foot in, greet me (No)
Iffy, if ya get me (No)
Even if it kills me (Okay, okay, okay)

[Chorus 1: Behan the Scene]
Mischievous as they come (Yerr)
At the heat of the moment
I can ruin all your fun (Fun)
I got a killer instinct
Usually on my hit and runs (Runs)
Too bad, I'm a killjoy (Joy)
If it puts a smile on my face
I don't care if y'all none (Yah-hoo!)
Mischievous as they come (Come)
At the heat of the moment
I can ruin all your fun (Fun)
I got a killer instinct
Usually on my hit and runs (Runs)
Too bad, I'm a killjoy (Joy)
If it puts a smile on my face
I don't care if y'all none (Yah-hoo!)

[Verse 2: Behan the Scene]
Sorry, not sorry if I come off as dodgy
It's prolly monotony, comin' in sloppy (Uh huh)
Galee, I be saucy, lollygagging
Do you know what flop means? (Yeah)
In and out these patterns, they can never seem to spot me
Come and try to stop me (Nah)
'Cause I got the gift of gab, and if you slip a jab, you can't dismiss the fact that you're at risk
You mad? (Damn)
You're bubble gum, once I've don' chewed you up, I will spit you out (Ew)
I'm baffled, you let me cause an upset
Been vexin' in convincing fashion (Yeah)
What could go wrong? All I do is write (Write)
I got a black heart, nocturnal at night (Night)
A runt, a misfit makin' noise and mischief
Stuck my nose in business
Became masochistic
Kick dirt on my casket, roast me at my funeral (Wait)
Text during the recession, I'm turnin' and tossin'
I don't trust a soul when their fingers are crossin' (Crossin')
I am the cream of the crop (Yo)
If you knew what I have in my arsenal, there wouldn't be a puzzle left to solve (Nah)
With a man of my caliber, there are no challengers
Pick any day of the calendar (Ayy)
Addressed the elephant, excuse my manners and pardon my etiquette (Yah)
Slept on a stretcher, was gettin' too casual
Fat, but I'm flexible (Ayy)
Just check my schedule (Whoa)
Oh, I'm a killjoy? (Uh huh?)
Enjoy, while I execute (Bow)
[Chorus 2: Behan the Scene]
You could say I'm troublesome (Yeah)
I don't know what I'll gain from this
But ooh I'm havin' fun (Yah)
I'ma put it bluntly
You gon' have to readjust (Readjust)
My bad, I'm a killjoy (Joy)
If I rubbed off the wrong way at you (No)
I never lost my touch (No)
You could say I'm troublesome (Huh?)
I don't know what I'll gain from this
But ooh I'm havin' fun (Yah)
I'ma put it bluntly
You gon' have to readjust (Just)
My bad, I'm a killjoy (Joy)
If I rubbed off the wrong way at you (Ehem, yeah)
I never lost my touch

[Verse 3: Behan the Scene]
I'm often lost, at what cost, bein' someone that I'm not (Okay)
Put on the spot, I'm more soft and sweet (What?), nah, the salt is strong (Ight)
Got wear and tear
On my heart, I look and play the part, I'm tart
Intrusive thoughts, get put in action (Okay), no mishappens, I won't dart
I stand my grounds
I sort you out, escort you proudly
Getting lousey
Gazin outward
Ain't a coward, I won't change, they will never bring me down to earth
Clean up on aisle four (Damn)
I shrug and cut the cord
What's mine just isn't yours (Yeah)
In final form (Yeah, yeah)
[Chorus 3: Behan the Scene]
Put a bounty on my head (Head)
Apologize for the ruckus
Please excuse my little friend (Friend)
Lemme make it up to y'all
After all, I'm hard to get (Get)
Glad, I'm not a killjoy (Joy)
If you got your plans destroyed
Then I hope you feel annoyed
Put a bounty on my head (Head)
Apologize for the ruckus
Please excuse my little friend (Friend)
Lemme make it up to y'all
After all, I'm hard to get (Get)
Glad, I'm not a killjoy (Joy)
If you got your plans destroyed
Then I hope you feel annoyed