[Verse]
Oh, yeah
Don't turn away, I'm talking to you
Survive the post-apocalyptic sport of the future
You'll be skating amuck with curved sticks and a puck
Put your doctor on speed dial, 'cause you're gonna need sutures

[Chorus]
Shoulder pads and blades, curling stones for sweepin'
Hockey Z-9, Hockey Z-9
It's as far as you can go, alphabetically speakin'
It's a game with a brand new name
Hockey Z-9, Hockey Z-9
Hockey Z-9, Hockey Z-9

[Outro]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Hockey Z-9