[DANNY JACOB]
Nowhere to go, nothing to see
Except sand and sand and sand, and you and me

[DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
Hey, look how big the sun is through this magnifying glass. Aw! Aww! Oh! No really, it's huge. You should see it

[DANNY JACOB]
Baked from the heat, we've got sun on all sides
Getting tanned and tanned, like we're a couple of hides

[DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
I mean, he drives a taxi for heaven's sake, he can work anywhere. But he expects her to just pack up and move to Vegas. I mean, seriously!

[DANNY JACOB]
Two lost nomads who will never be missеd
Some may just interpret this as a karmic slap on thе wrist
But I've just got to say, it's a heck of a day to be us! Oh, yeah

[DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
I was sure my arm would grow back but it never did. See, pure titanium. It's a fact

[DANNY JACOB]
It's a heck of a day to not have a car
And just walk and walk and not know where you walk
[DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
You don't communicate, you know that. Y-you don't share. I-I know nothing about your private life. Very closed off. Closed. That's you

[DANNY JACOB]
We got no kind of a map
Nothing that shows us the way
And it's just talk and talk and talk with nothing to say
It's a heck of a day, a heck of a day to be us!
It's a heck of a day to be us!