[Intro: Major Monogram]
Ahh, the world of a field agent, out in the thick of things. Not like me

[Chorus: Major Monogram]
My whole world is this screen, just four walls of a rectangle
But I can dare to dream...

[Interlude: Major Monogram & Carl]
Carl!
Oh, sorry, sir, I thought you were done
Do you want me to turn them back on?
Nah, forget it. The moment's gone
Oh, I hope Agent P is having good luck like I told him to

[Chorus: Major Monogram]
My whole world is this screen, just four...

[Interlude: Carl & Major Monogram]
Oh, c'mon, sir
No, Carl, the moment is gone
Sir...
I got cut-off twice already
But sir, you're very good!
I am?
Yes, sir, I've heard you practice
Well, I have been practicing
Yes, sir, and just like the song says: carpe diem
Well, you can't argue with Latin, can you?
No, you can't, sir
All righty then, hmm
[Chorus: Major Monogram]
My whole world is this screen

[Outro: Major Monogram]
Oh, come on!