[Intro: Candace]
Wow, finding a new best friend is even harder than I thought
Makes me kinda miss Stacy
Why did I let our friendship go?

[Verse]
Today I've learned a lesson, what a best friend shouldn't do
I put busting my brothers ahead of you
You were always there for me, on you I could depend
And now, too late, I realize I should've been a better best friend
I said things I shouldn't have, did things I shouldn't do
Guess I forgot that you cannot spell "us" without "U"

[Outro: Buford]
So you lost your best friend, huh?
Yeah, I know how you feel, I lost my best friend once
Little guy, all yellow-y and scaly
His name was Biff, turned into this whole brouhaha
I had to fight a squid