[Verse 1: Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
My name is Doof and you’ll do what I say
Whoop! Whoop!
My name is Doof and you’ll do what I say
Whoop! Whoop!

[Verse 2: Major Monogram]
Noooooo!

[Verse 1: Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
My name is Doof and you’ll do what I say
Whoop! Whoop!

[Verse 3: Singular Victim]
His name is Doof and I’ll do what he says
Whoop! Whoop!

[Verse 4: Major Monogram]
Avert your ears, Agent P!
Cover your ears!

[Verse 1: Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
My name is Doof and you’ll do what I say
Whoop! Whoop!
My name is Doof and you’ll do what I say
Whoop! Whoop!
[Bridge: Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
No, no, no, no, oh, get back in there!
Wait, why isn't..?
What? Perry the Platypus?
I swear, of all the aquatic mammals I hang with
You are truly the most uncooperative!

[Verse 5: Audience]
His name is Doof and we’ll do what he says
Whoop! Whoop!
His name is Doof and we’ll do what he says
Whoop! Whoop!

[Outro: Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
It’s working!
It’s working!